#OHHHH SHITTTTTTT

[tobiasdrake]

Oh man, the Ronin suit. When I first saw that thing, I was like, "Ohhhh, shittttttt." Terror and trepidation seized my heart. I knew, right at that moment, that I was in for a hell of a ride.

...

These guys think they're equipped to talk about Ronin. They actually want to have this conversation, and they honestly think they can address it satisfactorily from within the context of a Marvel superhero story. Oh, this is going to suck.

Ronin was a huge misstep for the character of Clint Barton. Clint handled the Blip by becoming a serial mass-murderer. In the context of Endgame's original plan, where Clint would redeem himself by sacrificing himself on Vormir, this made sense as the darkest hour that sets him up to need that redemption.

But his redemptive sacrifice was changed to Nat, so the whole Ronin thing just. Like. It was just a thing. Clint slaughtered and butchered countless people, but then he got his family back so he put the serial murders away in his attic and moved on. That's. Okay. Sure. Whatever.

It's not great. But the alternative to sweeping it under the rug is. Like. To sit down and try to talk about it. That's a terrible idea! This is not a conversation you can have from within the text itself. Because the text still needs to paint Clint as a heroic character and have him get a happy ending.

Like. We can sit here and talk about how Tony Stark should go to prison for Age of Ultron. But an Iron Man film can't actually end with, "And then Tony fucking went to prison because he sucks, the end." End of the day, the movie has to treat him like a hero - And that is a lens that's poorly suited to truly examining his offenses.

The same is true of Clint. We, the audience, can criticize Clint for his actions. But the media itself has an obligation to treat him as a hero, and cannot truly bring itself to condemn him. Even for serial mass-murders. The media itself is extremely limited in their ability to discuss the genuine wrongdoings of their heroic characters.

But now it's going to try. It's going to sit here and try to say, "Yes, I see you. Clint did a little whoopsy-doodle. An itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny little mistake, nothing really bad but maybe something that was just the tiniest smidgen ill-advised. My bad."

And I just. Ohhhhhhhhh boy I am not here for that. Sometimes it's just better to take your lickings and move on than to step back and try to host a conversation that your story is not equipped to manage.

[hoooole]

ohhhh shittttttt im enraptured by wizards. hold on

[eggie-o]

it’s so weird. seeing a mutuals post break containment. like. i’ve seen this post 100000 times and every time i’m like OMG FREIND ohhhh holy shittttttt

[malcolmbrights-a]

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’ lil to rory

Violence is never the answer - or at least, that’s what both of his moms say. The thing is, his mothers don’t seem to follow that advice, so he doesn’t really understand why he has to. And while he isn’t violent just to be violent, during moments like these - where he’s being bullied and pushed around - he can’t help but be a little violent and smack the shit out of his bully with his binder. The guy’s head jolts back when he does it, and the loud smack Rory hears startles him just a little. The guy looks pissed when he tries to stand up straight and recover his hit, and he shouts obscenities and a homophobic slur at him. Rory is a little shocked, so he doesn’t think to run away or anything, until his bully lunges forward and he has to smack him again, this time causing his bully to fall back on his ass. Then, because he finally snaps out of his trance, he runs a few streets down to the park and doesn’t look back. 

When he’s there, he sits on a swing set and opens up his phone to call his moms. He calls Claudia first, but she doesn’t answer. So he calls Lili, and she answers immediately. “Can you come pick me up, please. I’m at the park my friends and I always go to after school. Someone was trying - uhm, I’m sorry for swearing - fuck with me, ma, and I really need to get away from here because I may or may not have hit him with my binder,” he says quickly, his hands shaking with the phone in his hands while his teeth chatter from the adrenaline rush he got from finally taking charge and not letting anybody boss him around. 

“stay there. i’m coming there to get you,” his ma replies, her tone neutral, after a bit of silence. “Are you okay?” Her question sounds sincere, but Rory bites the inside of his cheek, not entirely sure how to answer her question. 

While he feels powerful for defending himself, he’s not sure if that’s a good or shitty thing. He isn’t sure so he shrugs even though she can’t see him. His lips pop. “I’m good, yes - ma. All good. Just a little scared he’ll come back and whoop my ass after I whooped his. So, uhm. Please hurry up. I’m begging you.” He tilts his head to look at the soft foam that looks like rock underneath him, and then he sighs. “Please.” 

@shutuprhian

[harryfeatgaga]

Ohhhh…that making you cum when you forgot something is hella hot. 🔥 So, you come back to his house to get what you forgot and he makes you cum and your legs are just like jello and he smacks your ass and tells you “off you go” but you almost fall over and he feels super bad. He catches you and pulls you to him just saying sorry over and over. He smells so good and he’s so warm, you momentarily forget that you need to leave. He squeezes you really tight and says he wishes you didn’t have to go. Before you know it, you’re kissing his neck and your kisses are moving up his throat to his mouth and you drop your stuff to the floor and he’s picking you up and you tell him, “I guess I’ll be late today.”

He takes you to his bedroom and he’s giving it to you so good, making eye contact the whole time, and he pants out that he wishes every morning could start like this and you say, “fuck me too.” And that’s the moment you guys know that you’re not FWB anymore. You’re both smiling then and he kisses you and then he’s like, “gonna make you cum as many times as I can before you leave.”

Let’s just say you don’t make it in to work that day. - m

OHHHHH MY GOD MELISSAKSJNDHJ HOLY SHITTTTTTT WHAT THE UDFCIKFMNVJIK

[kyleesh]

OHHHH SHITTTTTTT

ai art by @special-boi

[trainwreckisawreck]

OHHH OSCAR WAS SO FERAL FOR THIS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL WAS THIS????

ohhhh wuvvy is my in this scene god what the hell just happened ohhhh fuck ohhhh shittttttt

fucking the goddamn i am so close to sobbing from thissss

[maraeffect]

ohhhh my god i feel like SHITTTTTTT agh i could never survive working a 9-5

[lizdiz]

I finally caught up!! YESSSS! I finally caught up to Owl House and Steven Universe Future!

Owl House:

- Gahhh King was so cute!

-Those staff creatures are gonna be important to the plot later on, I’m sure

-Wild thought but I wonder if Eda was one of those staff creatures....

-OHHHH shittttttt

-Shit about to get real...

-I NEEEDD to know what happens to Eda

Steven Universe Future:

-excuse me but...WHAT THR ACFUAL FUCKKK?

-JASPER JUST FUCKIN SHATTERED

-I feel so bad for Steven

-Greg is a dork

-really living up to its name of “the show with a lot of crying”

-I nearly screeched so loudly that I almost died

-NEXT Week IS THE FUCKIN FINALE. BITCH IM READYYYY

[okcoolthanks]

OHHHH THE MUSIC AT ARTHURS PART??????? HOLY SHITTTTTTT

I WANT TO EAT THE MYSIC IN THE SUCKENINF OH MY GOD ITS FUCKING CRAZY HOMY SHIT ASSAGGGGGGGG

[noitsholly]

Ohhhh shittttttt call it what you want just came on TOO SOON TAY TOO SOON I need break up songs or I might have a breakdown

[galrakythel]

voltron s6 liveblogging

episode 1:

lance sweetpea

hunk being a diplomat is everything

sendak is making his own BOM   LMFAOOO

shes fucking pERFECT. i need her as my teacher

why woudl you keep staying on that planet if it gets so much radiation like get the fuck off that planet

that doughy face is beautiful

someone call keith because shiro needs help asap

sendak needs some chill. relax my furry king

holy shit sendak’s talking about shiro ‘your new master’s bidding.” lotor or haggar?

acxa zethrid and ezor need a vacation after dealing with this ridiculous imperial family, bless these children

hunk giving orders makes me so fucking happy

“thruster sequence”

haggar really going all out

there goes lance and allura saving each other again, love you babies

tbqh y’all need to evacuate this planet

she fucking cured herself omg she didn’t need nobody’s help for that. not zarkon, not lotor, not alfor. just her. my empress honerva yo

episode 2:

“how are you so sure?” -keith. “I pushed you out of my vag, son.” -krolia.

i love lotor, but stop using allura

lance needs a vacation too. like some good recharge time

oh my god is keith gonna get his mark here

yoooo you aint calling her mom yet?!?!?!

how y’all getting out of there now

yoooooooo this episode is brutal

she’s protecting him so much and i’m dying

yooooo this is so cliche i love it

omg krolia omg omg i love you. i love you and your hubby and your son

lance you are worthy!!!!

holy shit earth was really invaded

KEITH GAVE SHIRO HIS FATHER’S CLOTHES TO WEAR. KROLIA AND KEITH’S FATHER ARE LIKE KEITH AND SHIRO. SHEITH AND ALLURANCE ARE CONFIRMED. I DONT MAKE THE RULES!

KROLIA LOVES HER FAMILY SO FUCKING MUCH OMG

holy shit two years!!!!! so he’s basically an adult and all the discourse was for nothing lmfao

yo they got a family dog now!!!!

omg is that romelle!!!?!?!?!?!?!

episode 3:

yo i wish all rpgs were like this

coran!!!!  i love you!

shiro is playing himself. lmfao. shiro is such sweet boyfriend material. how can ppl not love him? i love him so much

i want to play monsters and mana

a blazing sword wowwwww and shiro is missing!!!! that’s some foreshadowing!!!

more foreshadowing with the twin. twin my ass, clone looking ass

legit weird foreshadowing. 

tbh that’s better teamwork than my own guild in WoW

episode 4:

they going back to daibazaal

that boy using you allura

yes hunk. this is nuts. i don’t like this idea either. 

it revealed them.... well, it’s gonna reveal that lotor is evil, right?

so he literally needed allura as a battery pack because he couldn’t get out either way

i knew there were more alteans!!!!!!!

wow lotor is harvesting ppl. i suppose he might be worse than his father?

HOLY SHIT!

he’s still trying to fucking manipulate her lmfao wowwwwww

this is a lot of clusterfucking right now

holy shittttttt 

oh damnnnnnn

episode 5:

but is it really shiro or just a clone.tell me

y’all should shoot the gate so lotor and haggar don’t do anything

acxa is really calling haggar honerva wow

honerva omfg why are you like this

yoooooooooo lotor you’re really gonna fight her

generals being flippy floppy. was acxa always on his side????

omfg he really is a clone holy shittttttttt 

this is actually really brutal. like. was he ever the real shiro?

did keith’s eyes go galra

ohhhhhh my godddddd he said I LOVE YOU

BLACK COME GET YO BOYS!!!!!!

THEY WOULD DIE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT OMG

episode 6:

"all good things” ARE YOU TELLING ME HE HAS TO LET HIM GO

HOLY SHIT OMFG HE DEAD

CAN”T YOU PUT HIS mind in that body??????????

that’s what i had said, destroy the gate.

yo lotor doesn’t even care about the empire. like he doesn’t give a fucking damn and y’all thought he did lmfao

like where the hell is the coalition. where the hell is kolivan. you sent keith to get krolia and they’ve been gone a while. keith hasn’t checked in. like go get those blades!!!!

lmfao lotor is really trying

but for real he’s acting more like zarkon everyday and he gets upset because people call him for what he is

keith baby, where you at

lotor has gone full crazy. honerva collect your son

acxa good job

holy shit lotor

acxa, zethrid, ezor. it’s now fucking time to join the coalition and stop this nonsense. y’all seriously could have just gone to allura instead of zarkon and had been treated like actually people than fucking pawns

you could have told allura what he was trying to build all along, instead you thought and you thought wrong. 

PATIENCE YIELDS FOCUS

we don’t deserve keith and shiro at all. they are princes

episode 7

“defender of all universes” welp holy shit. multiple realities?

dark voltron is fast yo

this is literally what alfor was afraid of with this other comet. that’s why he didn’t tell honerva or zarkon. they could have made another voltron or a another lion

the altean empire! omfg

yooo why do i feel like they’re gonna stumble upon some fuckin space monster

oh god lotor is gonna get corrupted

or is lotor gonna become a space monster

lotor is no longer a problem? LMFAO okay keith

they ditching the castle. i guess you gonna go to headquarters now huh

ohhhh and where the hell are the generals

oh my god is allura gonna transfer him

allura going full avatar aslasdlaskjd

OMFG SHE DID IT SHIRO IS IN THE BODY I’M GONNA DIE!!!!! 

“YOU FOUND ME”

he’s leaning on keith jfc

OMG THEY’RE GOING TO EARTH!!!!!!!!!!

[xnamgi]

"you'll know when the time comes 😏" HAD ME SNDNDND LMAO and 👀ohhhh shittttttt hmmm!!!!

TAE HAS BEEN TRYING TO HINT IT AT FOR THE LONGEST TIME, LOL. 😂 and yes hNNNNN 🌸

[bliphany]

I made a stupid decision to do a quick watch from The Crossing to 4C today before work and oh everything hurts??????? I was like all the way :((( and mentally saying ohhhh shittttttt from the start to the end and actually wetted my eyes when John told Harold the only irrelevant numbers are those 130 passengers on the plane in 4C asdfghjkldhdkfjdlfhakdh. Oh and because my memory of season 3 to 5 is very bad (my re watching task keeps re starting itself from Pilot the moment I finished God Mode so...) and the loss of Joss Carter was (and still is) too pain I only watched the episode once before and I totally forgot in that episode Harold went direct to the morgue after Root told him he'd lose John and Harold brought her breakfast at like 4 am because he might never come back ugh why this ouch. It's only me or that part was actually the most angst part of the whole show???? (But you know my memory is bad)

[animal-fam]

ROLEPLAYING WITH ANIMAL FAM (part 1)

ALRIGHTY so lets start with my basic but not too basic arctic wolf outfit

ohhhh yes bitch im fabulous. now lets go to serepia forest in aldan

nice, nice, a good amount of people, lets introduce ourselves

YES

SHIT WTF SOMEONE’S BUDDYING ME

oh god, why does the have red splotches, is she bloody? DEAD?? ohhhh god

(so at this point i decided to take a nap...)

bbitch im tryna sleep abgirkhgrkagf

oh boy, this is fun

FUCK WTFFFFFF, I WANTED THIS TO BE AN EPIC FIGHTING ROLE PLAY AHHHHHH

i panicked...

slick rick, thats my name

I PANICKED, I WAS UNDER PREASURE

CHRIST ALMIGHTY

AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHAHAAHAHHHAHA

OH SHITTTTTTT

K IM DONE I CANT DO THIS, BYE, IM NEVER DOING THIS EVER AGAIN

BYE

[littletooreal]

It can’t get any worse. First Reaction to ep 154:

THE FACELESS OLD WOMAN WHO SECRETLY LIVES IN YOUR HOME IS GETTING HER OWN NOVEL

.A bunch of gentlemen and ladies

.They had no plan, if they were bad guys, everyone in this bank would be dead, damn they are lucky

.Steve please stay out of this

.Jessie, you ok?

.Carlos not realizing he’s boring everyone to death lol

.Whenever this boy starts talking about his husband, things go horribly wrong

.MY BOY

.No respect Cecil just starts talking over Steve omg I’m getting flashbacks to before they made up lol

.Is Steve gonna be ok?

.... what’s with this creepy background music?

.You can hear him still

WAIT WHAT

CECIL YOU BETTER CARE ABOUT THIS!!! oh you little shit

/weather/

ok strangely sexual song... um... doesn’t match the mood at all 3/10 but damnnn baby HIT those notes!!!!

.Ok thankfully he’s showing some emotion

.Steve did nothing wrong

.Ohhhhh shittttttt OHHHH SHITTTTTTTTT

.Um... Carlos is gone he’s arrested HES ARRESTED WHAT NAH BRO YOU DONT END ON THAT NOTE